1. I think you have the wrong organ (or you are an alien):2. The strange thing is that they used “you” right in the second comment:3. Simply start by assuming that there has been a genocide in your country’s history and work backwards from there:4. Never try to correct the dictionary: Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Related: “These 37 mistakes from last week made me laugh so hard I think I have abs now” 5. Sure: 6. Here’s the thing… propane is not carbon monoxide:7. I mean, it’s a valid spelling for a completely different word:8. “It’s called a dictionary”:AdvertisementAdvertisementAdvertisement9. It’s funny how people like that decide as they please what words mean:10. I’m going to assume that the lady in this story never studied French.11. Mathematics is not easy. Related: “Men Describe Penis Orgasms in Ways That Will Leave You Speechless” 12. To be fair, a lot of people also have problems with “desert” and “dessert.” “No.”14. Step 1: Read the tweet carefully. Step 2: criticize.15. To be fair, here I can see where he was coming from.16. The off switch is located in the belly button, didn’t you know? There was a whole war over this.18. “The bad thing that is happening under our current system is a great example of what happens under the completely opposite system, which I happen to hate.”19. A million times eight dollars equals a billion, I don’t make the rules.20. What’s up with Twitter and being very wrong in responding to AOC? Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement 21. Friend.22. I wonder why they couldn’t find a source? 23. “I disagree with mathematics” is a statement that exudes immense power.24. Math is hard, but sometimes geography is harder. Related: “40 shocking photos of people cheating death” 25. That’s what… they are for.26. “I researched this.”27. Tell me you don’t know what you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what you’re talking about.28. In fact, it is in the north. Oops.30. A rare double error, here.31. The lesson here is: don’t correct people unless you’re sure you’re right. And even then, you should probably shut up. Your Daily Brain Training: Only People With Truly Above-Average Brains Can Solve This Word Puzzle Also on the Internet: “29 of the Funniest Posts from Couples This Week” Also on the Internet: “These 39 Mistakes from Last Week Made Me Laugh So Much I Shed a Single Tear” Read it on BuzzFeed.com
